3 Spills and ur out

There is a tradition with my wife. I do a professional clean on the car including shampooing the carpets and she will christen the upholstery with a spilled drink. Drinks are spilled within the first 24hrs then not again until the carpets are cleaned, those are her rules. So on our trip to CO the first drink was spilled middle row of the van while I was pulling out of the gas station, my fault, I did accelerate. 2hrs was later as we were stopping for the next gas station, drink went all over front including my shoe and leg, my fault, I did use the brakes. So as she refilled her drink once again and as we were about to pull out, I looked at her and made the comment of "you still have the back row to spill your drink yet." I get the look of "this drink is so going all over you." I quickly reminder that she was holding a new drink and not an old drink, a moment later she lowered her drink commenting that I was damn lucky her new drink was not worth using on me. If it had been a 30 min drink, the outcome could have been more blog material. Geezzz, women are so sensitive, sigh