Red Light

Wife and Joe are in the car sitting at a busy intersection waiting for ever for the traffic light to change to green. Wife was taking son to the base ball field complex where they have gold, blue, red, green fields. With out much thought into the response, she asks where is he playing. He a says "Green". Thinking somehow she daydreamed through the wait light, she shoots forward through the intersection. My son told me later that between the screams, screeching tires and honks, he was going to die. Asked wife, response, "No more using the word "Green" while in the car", sigh.