Thursday, March 06, 2008

Birth Control via Castration

Side note on how lucky Gunnar made it in to the family. Snip and clip operation was schedule but Doc. broke his ankle 2 days before surgery, rescheduled. We had been trying for 9 years and only had Molly, hot jacuzzi bath with lots of alcohol, wife nursing and wrong time of the month and surgery was the next day. So what the hell, what are the chances? Lucky boy he was to get by all that.

First I would say don't take anyone with you that is going to watch and give a commentary on the procedure as it happens I don't need to hear things like it looks like a little meat ball or its just like cutting spaghetti. I thought the local shot was going to be the worst of it, wrong. After he start cutting, the 2 boys quickly retreated back into my body. Not to worry, the Doc. braced one arm on my leg when he said "This might hurt a bit" Then the tug-a-war began, my testicles straining to get away while the Doc was pulling with all his might to get then down for the severing. Might as well have been smacking them between ping pong paddles to his pulling. They say icepack for a couple of days and your good to go, that and 3 years of feeling like you are constantly being racked.

Bottom Line: Never say what are the chances and if you can talk her into getting them tied, go that route.

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