Daddy has a new girfriend

My investigatory daughter decided to see if I had a girlfriend, like I could afford one of those. She started off going through a couple of my voice mail messages on my cell phone. She hit pay dirt so she thought. She hurries off to my sister's house where she is in a state of tears. For further evidence she calls my girlfriend who is barraged with who is this and why is she with her dad. He responds with no I am not his girlfriend but his boss. All of this made for a nice annual evaluation and conversation with my wife who now wants to know who I am messing around with. Sigh, women.